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The Harvard Lampoon

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. From the Trade Paperback edition.

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When you like, live forever, what's there to live for? 'About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.' And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Deborah Prum,Delores Liesner,Christine Collier,Susan Sundwall,Marion M. Tickner,Diana M. Amadeo,Colin Stevens,Jennifer B. Fields,Sharon Chriscoe

Nightlight A Golden Light Anthology Nightlight: A Golden Light Anthology spins tall tales of childhood. With fairies and wizards, school plays and summer camp, family adventures and learning life lessons, this children’s anthology is perfect for bedtime stories and will take young readers to far off places before they slip into dreamland. Authors Deborah Prum, Delores Liesner, Christine Collier, Susan Sundwall, Marion M. Tickner, Diana M. Amadeo, Colin Stevens, Jennifer B. Fields, and Sharon Chriscoe spin these tales of childhood – some with a touch of fantasy, some with a touch of reality, all with a touch of innocence. Pull the covers tight and switch on the light with Nightlight: A Golden Light Anthology. *** Look for more books in the series - Lamplight : A Golden Light Anthology Christian and Inspirational Short Stories and Poems Gaslight : A Golden Light Anthology Historical Short Stories Nightlight : A Golden Light Anthology Children’s Short Stories and Poems Limelight : A Golden Light Anthology Science Fiction and Fantasy Short Stories Spotlight : A Golden Light Anthology Young Adult Short Stories

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Michael Cadnum

Paul Wright’s family sends him to find his cousin, a photographer whose subjects have become increasingly macabre. Paul investigates Len’s last known address, a cabin in California’s Napa Valley, only to discover the frightening and sinister truth behind his cousin’s obsession with the past.

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Trey Dowell

A new work of horror short fiction from the Derringer-nominated author of Ballistic and The God of Speed. Nine-year-old Kayla suffers from horrible dreams, along with the nagging fear that monsters will come for her in the night. Employees of the Stafford Sleep Clinic think they know better, until an astonished technician discovers that beyond all of the machines, wires, and monitors he trusts so completely, the little girl's fears may not be imaginary after all.

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Anthony Renfro

13 tales of terror. 13 tales that will have you reaching for the nightlight before you go to bed tonight. The stories in this chilling collection are as follows. 1. The Man from the Road: A man suddenly appears on a road. He's lost, confused, no clue as to how he got there. He starts to walk and stops suddenly. There's a bonfire in a field nearby. He sees people dancing around this fire. They are performing some kind of ritual. He turns to flee, but he's captured. No chance of escape. He hopes he is only dreaming, because all of this seems a bit too real. 2. The Living Sand: Two boys discover a hidden beach and the evil deadly secrets that lie within its soft white grains of sand. 3. SHe: A monster stalks the city of Tampa Bay. This monster is only attacking women taking only the one thing it needs. Tim Roberts, a detective, is hot on this monster's trail. Will he catch this monster in time or will this monster feed until it has its fill? Be careful Tim, this monster has a secret yet to be revealed. 4. A Zombie Christmas: Three men risk life and limb in a Zombie Apocalypse in order to bring happiness to surviving kids on Christmas Morning. 5. Need to Feed: Another year. Another massacre looming. When the sun rises on the Old West town of Saltwater Junction this town will face head on two fierce predators. Vampires who stalk you in the sunlight and werewolves that transform with the sunrise. This short story rewrites the legends and all you've ever known about these creatures of the night. Where do you go when there's no place left to hide? 6. A Haunted House Tale: Five college students on Halloween night set out to discover the secrets of the town's most infamous haunted house. Will these students live to see the morning or will this house claim five more victims? 7. A Zombie Thanksgiving: A woman risks life and limb in a Zombie Apocalypse in order to keep the Thanksgiving tradition alive. 8. Sandy and The Stranger: A road racing champion meets his match in the form of a stranger who may or may not be the ghost of James Dean himself. 9. Demon Energy: A short story about 1 man possessed and tormented by a 1000 demons who must fight for a soul he is starting to lose. Will he ever find salvation or is his body now an eternal host of hell? 10. Killer Treads: A short story about a man who sees a flashy ad online advertising a twenty dollar treadmill. He buys the machine, too cheap to be scared, and realizes much to his dismay that this machine has a taste for blood. Big Bob better run like his life depends on it because in many ways it does. 11. A Zombie New Year's Eve: Becky and Joe are separated in a Zombie Apocalypse and risk life and limb in order to reunite for their New Year's Eve kiss. 12. Joyride: A Joyride in a Chevy Chevelle. The car was just sitting there for the taking. What could possibly go wrong? Vinnie and Mike are about to find out what can and will go wrong once they turn the key. Evil awaits. 13. A Vampire at Christmas: A Vampire uses his riches and immortal skills to bring joy to those in need during the Christmas Season.

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Harvard Lampoon

“Estaba completamente segura de unas tres cosas. Primero, Edwart era, tal vez, mi alma gemela, quizá. Segundo, él tenía una parte de vampiro —que yo asumía estaba totalmente fuera de su control— que me quería muerta.Y tercero, yo deseaba incondicional, irrevocable, impenetrable, heterogénea, ginecológica y vergonzosamente que me besara”. Y así, Belle Goose se enamoró del misterioso y chispeante Edwart Mullen en esta desternillante parodia de la irreverente Harvard Lampoon. Pálida y patosa, Belle llega a Switchblade, Oregon, buscando una aventura o por lo menos, un compañero de clase inmortal. Pronto descubrirá a Edwart, un nerd guapo, loco de las computadoras, con cero interés por las chicas. Después de ser testigo de extraños sucesos –¡Edwart no se ha comido sus patatas rellenas!¡Edwart la ha salvado de una bola de nieve!–, Belle tiene una dramática revelación: Edwart es un vampiro. Pero, ¿cómo convencerle para que la muerda y la convierta en su novia eterna si parece sentir repulsión por las chicas? Políticamente incorrecta, llena de amor, peligro, acoso e insuficiente supervisión paternal, Corpúsculo es la hilarante historia de una chica obsesionada por los vampiros que busca el amor en el sitio equivocado.

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Eric Robert Nielsen

Well, what if they really aren't that scary? What if they are cuddly and nice and they've simply lost their way? Find out what happens when Boo gets separated from his family. And while lost, he ends up in someone's closet and under their bed in the middle of the night! Changed into those very things that frighten children at night! Will Boo be brave enough to find his way through the unknown and back to his family or will he remain lost, trapped in the dark night--- forever? Are you brave like Boo? Come along on Boo's Fantastic Journey!

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Karen Kaufman Orloff,Jamie Smith

The Fishy Friends Aquarium was ready to close for the evening when Fred the fish feeder noticed something was not right at the Shipwreck Exhibit. What happened to the treasure in the treasure chest? And can Sergeant Sally, with superior sleuthing and help from young readers, crack this fishy case? 26 pages, including 8 acetate pages of see-through art. Young readers use the punch-out paper "flashlight" to illuminate clues hidden in the art on plastic see-through pages. Ages 4 to 9.

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Harvard Lampoon

“Estaba completamente segura de unas tres cosas. Primero, Edwart era, tal vez, mi alma gemela, quizá. Segundo, él tenía una parte de vampiro —que yo asumía estaba totalmente fuera de su control— que me quería muerta.Y tercero, yo deseaba incondicional, irrevocable, impenetrable, heterogénea, ginecológica y vergonzosamente que me besara”. Y así, Belle Goose se enamoró del misterioso y chispeante Edwart Mullen en esta desternillante parodia de la irreverente Harvard Lampoon. Pálida y patosa, Belle llega a Switchblade, Oregon, buscando una aventura o por lo menos, un compañero de clase inmortal. Pronto descubrirá a Edwart, un nerd guapo, loco de las computadoras, con cero interés por las chicas. Después de ser testigo de extraños sucesos –¡Edwart no se ha comido sus patatas rellenas!¡Edwart la ha salvado de una bola de nieve!–, Belle tiene una dramática revelación: Edwart es un vampiro. Pero, ¿cómo convencerle para que la muerda y la convierta en su novia eterna si parece sentir repulsión por las chicas? Políticamente incorrecta, llena de amor, peligro, acoso e insuficiente supervisión paternal, Corpúsculo es la hilarante historia de una chica obsesionada por los vampiros que busca el amor en el sitio equivocado.

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Adrean Messmer,James Shoberg,Jill Corddry,Robin Kirk,Kurt Newton,Stanley Webb,Shannon Iwanski,Kristin Cooper,Douglas Ford,Amanda Davis,Michael Schutz-Ryan,Adan Ramie,Lonnie Bricker,Stephanie Madan,Jack Burgos,John Biggs,Kerry Black,M. Pack,Shenoa Carroll-

Fears fade as years pass. They are never as salient or real as they were when you were a child. Unless they are. Though these terrors stem from children, the stories are not for them. From the dark to boogeymen to real life horrors, there is no innocence here. Featuring stories from Adrian Ludens, Alex Schvartsman, Adan Ramie, James Michael Shoberg, Jill Corddry, Robin Kirk, Kurt Newton, Stanley Webb, Shannon Iwanski, Kristin J Cooper, Eric Blair, Amanda Davis, Michael Schutz-Ryan, Lonnie Bricker, Stephanie Madan, Jack Burgos, John Biggs, Kerry B. Black, M.J. Pack, Shenoa Carroll-Bradd, Ian Shoebridge, Mary Pletsch, Lisa Finch, and Douglas Ford covering everything from the monsters under the bed, to the skeletons in the closet, and all of the little fears and insecurities that drive people to become monsters.