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Amy Poehler

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERDo you want to get to know the woman we first came to love on Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade? Do you want to spend some time with the lady who made you howl with laughter on Saturday Night Live, and in movies like Baby Mama, Blades of Glory, and They Came Together? Do you find yourself daydreaming about hanging out with the actor behind the brilliant Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation? Did you wish you were in the audience at the last two Golden Globes ceremonies, so you could bask in the hilarity of Amy's one-liners?If your answer to these questions is "Yes Please!" then you are in luck. In her first book, one of our most beloved funny folk delivers a smart, pointed, and ultimately inspirational read. Full of the comedic skill that makes us all love Amy, Yes Please is a rich and varied collection of stories, lists, poetry (Plastic Surgery Haiku, to be specific), photographs, mantras and advice. With chapters like "Treat Your Career Like a Bad Boyfriend," "Plain Girl Versus the Demon" and "The Robots Will Kill Us All" Yes Please will make you think as much as it will make you laugh. Honest, personal, real, and righteous, Yes Please is full of words to live by.

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Amy Poehler

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERDo you want to get to know the woman we first came to love on Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade? Do you want to spend some time with the lady who made you howl with laughter on Saturday Night Live, and in movies like Baby Mama, Blades of Glory, and They Came Together? Do you find yourself daydreaming about hanging out with the actor behind the brilliant Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation? Did you wish you were in the audience at the last two Golden Globes ceremonies, so you could bask in the hilarity of Amy's one-liners?If your answer to these questions is "Yes Please!" then you are in luck. In her first book, one of our most beloved funny folk delivers a smart, pointed, and ultimately inspirational read. Full of the comedic skill that makes us all love Amy, Yes Please is a rich and varied collection of stories, lists, poetry (Plastic Surgery Haiku, to be specific), photographs, mantras and advice. With chapters like "Treat Your Career Like a Bad Boyfriend," "Plain Girl Versus the Demon" and "The Robots Will Kill Us All" Yes Please will make you think as much as it will make you laugh. Honest, personal, real, and righteous, Yes Please is full of words to live by.

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Amy Poehler

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Do you want to get to know the woman we first came to love on Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade? Do you want to spend some time with the lady who made you howl with laughter on Saturday Night Live, and in movies like Baby Mama, Blades of Glory, and They Came Together? Do you find yourself daydreaming about hanging out with the actor behind the brilliant Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation? Did you wish you were in the audience at the last two Golden Globes ceremonies, so you could bask in the hilarity of Amy's one-liners?If your answer to these questions is "Yes Please!" then you are in luck. In her first book, one of our most beloved funny folk delivers a smart, pointed, and ultimately inspirational read. Full of the comedic skill that makes us all love Amy, Yes Please is a rich and varied collection of stories, lists, poetry (Plastic Surgery Haiku, to be specific), photographs, mantras and advice. With chapters like "Treat Your Career Like a Bad Boyfriend," "Plain Girl Versus the Demon" and "The Robots Will Kill Us All" Yes Please will make you think as much as it will make you laugh. Honest, personal, real, and righteous, Yes Please is full of words to live by.

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FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. A first-person account by the Golden Globe-winning actress best known for her work on Parks and Recreation and Saturday Night Live includes coverage of such topics as her relationships with caregivers and her friendship with Tina Fey.

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Memes

Funny Signs! Hello and welcome to this hilarious collection of funny signs, sign posts and other memes! Have you ever seen a wacky, crazy or down right ridiculous sign somewhere and thought 'who on earth made that thing!?' - Well this collection has some of the funniest ones you can imagine! Perfect for brightening up your day. PLUS FREE BONUS CONTENT Memes, Funny Memes, Funny Books

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Amy Poehler

Yes Please (Special Target edition)In a perfect world, We;d get to hang out with Amy Poehler, watching dumb movies, listening to music and swapping tales. Luckily we have the next best thing: Amy's hilarious and candid book. The Target edition has an extra page bound in with a note from Amy Poehler addressed "Dear Target customers".

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Valerie Wheeler

Glin Dibley, a major talent whose illustrations were hailed as "exuberant" by School Library Journal, and new author Valerie Wheeler combine forces to create a rollicking, riotous picture book that will have youngsters giggling and shouting with delight. Yes, kids will happily shout out the answers to the wonderfully silly questions posed in this picture book. And, no, they won't even realize they're learning about manners at the same time, because they'll be having way too much fun. The bright and goofy text simply encourages young ones and their parents to make a joyful noise in chorus with the happy little boy in the story. Would you like to ride on the back of a dolphin? --Yes, please! Would you like the dolphin to steal your bathing suit? --No, thank you. Would you like to visit the fair and go on all the rides? --Yes, please! Would you like to throw up on the lady beside you? --No, thank you.Will children want to read this over and over and over again? Oh, yes please!

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Misty MacAllister

Jo has a secret. She has given herself body and soul to the powerful Julius Earl, and she'll do anything he tells her to do, no matter how degrading, because he owns her. Then Jo learns that Philip, her husband, has a secret nearly as dangerous as hers.With everything she has suddenly in jeopardy, Jo finds that she's sinking deeper and deeper into her dark desires. Will she find a way to save everything she holds dear? And does she even want to?I kiss her, slowly and gently. She kisses me back. I pull the scrunchy out of her hair. She puts her hands on my hips. I start to move my ass. She kisses me harder. I grind on her lap. She starts to match my movements. I kiss down her neck to her ear.“You liked watching, didn’t you?” I whisper.“No,” she says, but she nods yes.“Did it make you hot?” I whisper.“Yes,” she whispers. We kiss. I pull away. She leans after me.“Let’s go upstairs,” I say.She nods. I take her hands, and we go upstairs.Warning: this book is intended for a mature audience.

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Misty MacAllister

It is the best day of Jo’s life. Her scoop is driving the news cycle, and it looks like her reporting might bring down a corrupt senator. Then everything goes pear shaped. Her witness recants, the evidence turns out to be fake, and Jo is screwed. In the time it takes to hold a press conference, her career is destroyed. And it is all the doing of the mysterious billionaire behind the senator, Julius Earl. Then Jo confronts Julius Earl and everything changes. “I want to own you,” he says.I feel his breath on my lips. I can’t move.“I want to do things to you that you’ve never dreamed of,” he says.His right hand touches my side.“I want you to do things to me that you never dreamed of,” he says.I make a noise that’s half whimper and half purr.“I want you to be my possession,” he says.Warning:'No' is intended for a mature audience, and it contains sexual acts of an explicit nature that some prudish people might find objectionable and that young people might find horribly tame after scrounging around on the internet, so the prudish should avoid it and the young should wait until they're old enough to have a credit card and buy it themselves.

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Willow Summers

He won't let anyone close. Two rules: No kissing. No falling in love. The rules are to protect himself. He won't talk about why. Hunter Carlisle is looking for a new admin, and he chose me. Filthy rich and sinfully handsome, he's the bachelor everyone wants. But this job isn't just getting him coffee. He wants complete control. Intimately. My bank account is nearly empty and rent is due in a week. I need the money, but I don't know if I can follow his rules. I don't know if I can separate duty, from pleasure. My only defense is saying no, but everything in my body wants to say yes....

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Amy Poehler

By purchasing YES PLEASE VINYL by Amy Poehler you commit to the following:As a consumer of YES PLEASE VINYL I hereby swear to purchase record and listen to it.Record may be listened to during parties, “me” time, and while giving birth.Record shall not be listened to while walking near mall water fountains.All parties agree to discuss record with family and friends and purchase multiple copies if so inclined.HarperAudio would like to take this moment to point out that records are great gifts, especially around this truly magical holiday season.Also don’t forget summer.Or any months ending in y, h, l, e, t, or r.Record may also be used as a coaster for morning coffee or amazing art for your wall.Please approach YES PLEASE VINYL with an open mind and low expectation of gossip.Excerpts from record may be recited in casual conversation after permission is received from author in writing four to six months after said request is processed.Requests to quote lines can be sent to YES PLEASE: Quote Request 12342 Corporation Building A, Suite XV, America.The author would like to thank you from the bottom of her heart for buying this record so she can continue to buy fancy washcloths.The publisher would like to thank youYES PLEASE HAVE COURAGE TAKE RISKS GO NOW WHY NOT WHO CARES YES YES YES.

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Gbenga Badejo

Everyone needs some form of finishing touch in their lives. Like a Grand Marnier Souffle still rising in the oven, most people are not there yet. Those who speak well may not necessarily be good with social graces. Some people have difficulties in figuring out the nuances of formal dinners or what to wear to such occasions. If you have therefore ever wondered about the difference between a 'Black Tie' and a 'White Tie' event, or if you want to know the essentials of 'how to be a lady', 'how to be a gentleman', and 'the art of dining' you will be served a full menu in this book. For young professionals, a good degree is no longer sufficient to give the competitive edge needed in our rapidly changing, demanding and hyper-competitive business environment. Most graduates therefore require additional skills to differentiate themselves. Yes Please, No Thank you offers young people starting out in life simple but enduring ways on how to communicate with confidence and position themselves for success.

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Kjeld Reby Loren

Much in our society is wrong. This is mostly due to lack of knowledge. Or the abcense of using existing knowledge. So - we must have a Knowledge Society. I give you knowledge about some of the things, that are wrong. But I also give you some solution proposals and a road map to getting a Knowledge Society. Be ready for process of change.